Big Ten Inch Record

Got me the strangest woman

Believe it, this chick's no sinch

When I wanna get her goin'

Then I whip out my Big Ten Inch

Record of the band that plays the blues

Well the band that plays the blues

She just loved my Big Ten Inch

Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her

I gave my love a little pinch

But she said now stop that jivin

and whip out your big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues

Well the band that plays the blues

She just loved my Big Ten Inch

Record of her favorite blues

I'll cover her with kisses

and when we're in a lover's clinch

she gets all excited

when she puts on my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues

Well the band that plays the blues

She just loved my Big Ten Inch

Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go smokin'

and liquor just makes her flinch

Seems she don't go for nothin'

'cept for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues

Band that plays the blues

She just loved my Big Ten Inch

Record of her favorite blues