Mad Professor

I was never popular, this

I'll admit, ************* school never liked me,

GooAll the kids would always beat me, until

I'm half-dead

Make fun of the size of my forehead

But that *************t never bothered me,

Mama and Mother

They had a lot of property

They had a science lab in the ba******t

And that's where my free ti well, my time was spent

I made a mouse with a chicken head

It clucked three times

CLUCK, CLU

CK, CLUCKAnd then it was dead

I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck

Gobblegobblegobble, it was the *************t (yeah)

But I'm still lonely,

I need a homie

So I collected limbs and made a zombie

I could've made a girlie friend

But ************* that,

I got my girlie right here yeah

You can call me

Mad Professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me

Mad Professor

We will rule eternity

I used so many body parts it was crazy

I killed a whole bunch of mother *******s , like what, eighty?

They all chipped in on my special friend

Everything helps,

Even if you got a finger to lend, come on

I hear the other children playing outside'

Keep it down you little *******,

I'll skin your ******g hides!'?

Stressful?, this part is wack

Some how I gots to attach this nut sack

*************t! *************!

I'm sawing off an elbow

Looking at the meter

I'm like ?

Quasar and

Ziphalo?Or better yet look out the ******g window

I see a storms coming, almost time to roll

Screw the head on, come on, come on

It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone

Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert

*************! *************t!

Didn't work

You can call me

Mad Professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me

Mad Professor

We will rule eternity

It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya

But ************* that, cause

I ain't no failure

I put the *************t with the ?things? and this with that

Wait a minute (brrrt) did you hear that?

It's alive!

I just gotta wake it up

Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup

It will do exactly hold up, pause

I ain't cleaning his draws man, ************* that

Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time

Paint his ugly face up just like mine

I see him twitching,

I'm on a roll

He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival

Turn the hertz all the way up for this *************t

And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit

Did it work?

You make the call

*************gy? (What up, y'all!)

You can call me

Mad Professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me

Mad Professor

We will rule eternity

You can call me

Mad Professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me

Mad Professor

We will rule eternity

You can call me

Mad Professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me

Mad Professor

We will rule eternity