Twisted

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

The way he described it,he said I'd be better dead than live

I didn't listen to his jive

I knew all along he was all wrong

And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I'm not.OH NO!

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

He said I was the type that was most include

When out of his sight to be out of my mind

And he thought I was nuts,no more ifs or ads or buts.OH NO!

They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas

But I knew what was happenin',I knew I was a genius

What's so strange when you know that you're a wizard at there

I knew that this was meant to be

Well I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight

That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night

My parents got frantic,didn't know what to do

But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to

Now do you think I was crazy

I may have been only three but I was swingin'

They all laughed at AI Graham Bell

They all laughed at Edison and also at Einsterin

So why should I feel sorry if they just couldn't understand

They litany and the logic that went on in my head

I had a brain,it was insane

Don't you let them laugh at me

When I refused to ride on all those double decker buss

All because there was no driver on the top

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

The way he described it,he said I'd be better dead than live

I didn't listen to his jive

I knew all along he was all wrong

And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I'm not.OH NO!

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

But I said dear doctor I think that it's you instead

Because I got a thing that unique and new

It proves that I'll have the last laugh on you

'Cause instead of one head

I got two

And you know two heads are better than one