Serious

J-M-E

A simple music lesson

Think about it

Serious

Everybody thinks to MC tough

Your lyrics must be about negative stuff

Go raving, no one's skankin

Turn 'round I bet you someone's shankin'

Just 'cause we come from the gutter

And we know about scraping the bottom of the butter

Don't mean we have to be sinners

Major labels don't want killers

Think, who's gonna sign a guy with a shank or a guy with a nine mill'?

All you're gonna get is a three figure deal

You MC at a rave and get a bill

But that bill ain't gonna last

It will go fast

And it might be the last shoobz for a while

So you won't have no dough for a while (serious)

To the beat, just bop your head to the beat

If you don't wanna dance to the beat

Just bop your head to the beat

If you don't wanna dance or lean back

Then bop your head to the beat

If you don't wanna dance to the beat

Just bop your head to the beat (serious)

You're not (serious)

Don't say (serious)

'Cause I say (serious)

You wanna get (serious)

Let's get (serious)

You can't hack (serious)

So don't say (serious)

About (serious)

You're not (serious)

Don't say (serious)

'Cause l say (serious)

You wanna get (serious)

Let's get (serious)

You can't hack (serious)

So don't say (serious)

Everybody says that garage should stop

'Cause it's cheap like calypso or tip top

MC's turn UK Hip-Hop

Scared their debut album will flop

I'm floggin' food like a chip shop

So I'll fall back on that if this flops

Plus I go uni so if shit pops, off with the cops

Trust me, I've got it locked

How comes every single MC is vex?

It's like the whole point of MCin' nowadays

Is to get a reload on the decks

Man will go to radio on Thursday even though it's his birthday

He'll spit lyrics like it's the worst day in his life

He's not serious (serious)

To the beat, just bop your head to the beat

If you don't wanna dance to the beat

Then bop your head to the beat

If you don't wanna dance or do the Bogle

Just bop your head to the beat

If you don't wanna dance to the beat

Just bop your head to the beat (serious)

You're not (serious)

Don't say (serious)

'Cause I say (serious)

You wanna get (serious)

Let's get (serious)

You can't hack (serious)

So don't say (serious)

About (serious)

You're not (serious)

Don't say (serious)

'Cause l say (serious)

You wanna get (serious)

Let's get (serious)

You can't hack (serious)

So don't say (serious)

Everybody knows you're some goody-goody

That screw face and that Rocawear hoody

Just aint workin'

Sorry bredren, I'm Buzz Lightyear and you come like Woody

Look at my man biggin' up his chest

Looks like he's tryna grow some breasts

Stop that before you get an arched back

I dunno who my man's tryna impress

Everybody knows that I shot O's

And I make P's, shot Q's just like Kano

Under my tongue is where they go

Shottin' since Wiley had canerow

To make dough you need sense

I still don't throw away five pence

One cat thought I was dense

Owed me a lump sum

And he try jump some fence (serious)

To the beat, just bop your head to the beat

If you don't wanna dance to the beat

Then bop your head to the beat

If you don't wanna dance or Signal di Plane

Just bop your head to the beat

If you don't wanna dance to the beat

Just bop your head to the beat (serious)

You're not (serious)

Don't say (serious)

'Cause I say (serious)

You wanna get (serious)

Let's get (serious)

You can't hack (serious)

So don't say (serious)

About (serious)

You're not (serious)

Don't say (serious)

'Cause l say (serious)

You wanna get (serious)

Let's get (serious)

You can't hack (serious)

So don't say (serious)

Serious

I hope everybody takes something away with them

From this lesson today

See you tomorrow