Martha Divine

I've got this feeling

And I got this shovel

Between me and you and it

You're in a little trouble

I saw you sneaking

And I know what happened

I think it's kinda funny you got caught

Only, I ain't laughing

Martha Divine, Martha Divine

You put your hands on the wrong damn man this time

Jezebel, you're bound for Hell

But evidently, the devil was busy so I moved you up in line, Martha Divine

Well, you call him 'Darling'

And I call him 'Daddy'

And Daddy says he'll whup me if I don't keep momma happy

Honor thy father

Honor thy mother

But The Bible doesn't say a damn thing about your daddy's lover

Martha Divine, Martha Divine

You put your hands on the wrong damn man this time

Jezebel, you're bound for Hell

But evidently, the devil was busy so I moved you up in line, Martha Divine

Momma's an angel

My daddy isn't

Looks like a little more of him rubbed off on me than didn't

Well, I'll leave you to it

They'll never prove it

And if they ever find out, I'll say, "The devil made me do it"

Martha Divine, Martha Divine

You put your hands on the wrong damn man this time

Martha Divine, your ass is mine

And it ain't murder if I bury you alive

Martha Divine