Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

it took me 5 bars saw 30 license plates

i saw her mustang

and my eyes filled up with rage

i brought my pistol but i ain\'t some kinda fool

so i walked right in barehanded

she was on his arm while he was playing pool

just like i used to do

she kissed him while i got a beer

she didn\'t think i\'d show up here

i\'m a crazy ex girlfriend

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i watched her for awhile but i didn\'t like her walk

she came across kinda cheap to me

but hey hows that my fault

she looked at my man like he didn\'t have on a stitch

somebody tell that girl

to step up to the plate

i wanna pitch

little *****

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those pretty girls can play their game

but their damn well gonna know my name

i\'m a crazy ex-girlfriend

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i started throwing things and

i scared folks half to death

i got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath

i didn\'t give it a second thought to being thrown in jail

baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail

and i was mad as hell

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those pretty girls they\'re all the same

but they\'re damn well gonna know my name

i\'m a crazy ex-girlfriend

i\'m a crazy ex-girlfriend

i\'m a crazy ex-girlfriend

the end