歌词
You could ride a unicorn to school
你可以骑着独角兽去上学
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
如果你掉下来了，恭喜你，你有医疗保险了！
(No, you don’t)
(不,你不会的)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
如果你完成学业，你就可以免费上大学
That makes sense and that's fair
这很公平，也不无道理
(No, it’s not)
(并不是)
And if you were a lady
如果你是一位女士
Then you own your lady parts
你便拥有了你的独特器官
Just like a man goes to a dealership
就像一个男人去经销店一样
And then he owns a car
他拥有了自己的车
Vroom, vroom
嘀嘀！
**** you (**** you)
去。你。的。
What if life as we knew it was over?
如果我们所熟悉的生活结束了呢?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
你猜怎么着?上帝是个女人，我认识她
What if rich, white, straight men
要是有钱的白直男怎么办
Didn't rule the world anymore?
不再统治世界了吗?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
（哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈）
What if rich, white, straight men
如果是有钱的白直男呢
Didn't rule the world anymore?
还掌控世界吗？
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
（哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈）
If you're from another land, then come here
如果你来自异国他乡，就来这里吧
You won't have to climb a wall
在这儿你不用爬墙
(Yes, you will!)
(不,你得爬墙!)
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
如果你是一个喜欢着男孩的男孩
You'll get a wedding cake and all
你可以得到一个婚礼蛋糕什么的
(Not in Colorado!)
（不是在科罗拉多！）
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
如果你是一位女士，你做着属于女士的工作
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys
你就可以得到像男士们一样多的报酬
Not just two thirds
而不仅仅是三分之二
Cha-ching
叮叮！
**** you (**** you)
去。你。的。
What if life as we knew it was over?
如果这早已不是我们以为的生活了呢
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
你猜怎么着?上帝是个女人，我认识她
What if rich, white, straight men
要是有钱的白直男怎么办
Didn't rule the world anymore?
不再统治世界了吗?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
（哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈）
What if rich, white, straight men
如果是个有钱的白直男呢
Didn't rule the world anymore?
还自以为是吗？
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
（哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈）
Twinkle, twinkle little star
一闪一闪亮晶晶
How I wish the world was different
如果世界与现在这样完全不同该有多好！
Where who you love and who you are
不论你爱上什么了人，也不论你是怎样的人
Was nobody’s ******* business
不会有人限制你
What if rich, white, straight men
有钱的白直男呢？
Didn’t rule the world anymore?
还在统治世界吗？
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
（哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈）
What if rich, white, straight men
有钱的白直男呢？
Didn't rule the world anymore?
还在掌控一切吗？
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
（哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈）
What if rich, white, straight men
有钱的白直男呢？
Didn’t rule the world anymore?
还在统治世界吗？
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
（哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈）
What if rich, white, straight men
有钱的白直男呢？
Didn't rule the world anymore?
还在掌控一切吗？
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
（哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈）
What if...?
如果……？
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