Chopped N Skrewed

T-pain -Chopped N Skrewed

Intro:T-Pain]

Yayyy!Yeah-yeahhh

Whoahhhhhhhh

Uhh,now,now shorty

Now,now,now shorty

Now-now,now shorty don't chop me,shorty don't screw me

Shorty don't chop me,shorty don't screw me

Shorty don't chop me,shorty don't screw me

Yeahhhh,yeahhh yeahhh

T-Pain]

Have you ever seen

a dimepiece all alone at the mall （mall,mall）

Straight out of a magazine

and you just wanna let her know who you are （are,are）

So you say "Let me buy you a drink or a lil'conversation

if that's what you wanna do"（do,do）

Then she says "Love is about to end"

Then you say "Why don'tcha come to my crib?"

Then she says "I can't leave my friends"

Chorus]

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed screwed,chopped-chopped and screwed

You've officially been （damn damn）screwed

（Damn）'ewed,'ewed,chopped,screwed-screwed

You've officially been chopped and screwed

（Damn damn）screwed,chopped screwed-screwed

You've officially been s--c--r--e--w--e--d

Screwed,screwed-screwed,chopped-chopped and screwed

You've officially been （damn damn）screwed

Interlude:T-Pain slowed way down]+{T-Pain ad libs}

Shorty don't chop me,shorty don't screw me {Yes~!}

Shorty-shorty don't chop me,shorty don't screw me {Chopped and screwed}

Shorty-shorty don't chop me,shorty-shorty don't screw me {Hey yeahh}

Shorty don't chop me,don't-don't screw me

T-Pain]

Have you ever been in the V.I.P.room

of your favorite strip club?（club,club）

And you got a shawty all on you kissin all on yo'neck

Makin you feel like she's so in love （love,love）

Now you done got you a couple drinks

and you're feelin like it's 'bout that time to cut her up （up,up）

Then you say "Shawty,what's really up?"She takes a big sip out your cup

And says "That'll be sixty bucks!"

Chorus]-first half only

Ludacris]

Luda-Luda!Hahahaha

Now-now-now shawty why you actin like that,like that

like all you ever really wanna do is just doubt me

Ludacris,Pain-Pain live without 'em

But even mo'I bet you really can't live without me

You-you musta flipped yo'wig

You've gotta be out yo'mind

I'll chop-chop-chop you,screw you

screw you,outta yo',outta yo'spine

Backbreaker,put you over my knee

Put you on punishment woman and spank you

Have you praisin the Lord like THANK YOU

THANK YOU THANK YOU,Lord I wanna THANK YOU （JESUS~!）

But have you ever met a woman that'll lead you on

and steer you wrong instead of please you?（Yup!）

Have you singin this song,cause all night long

she do nothin but flirt and tease you?（Yup!）

Well I gotta admit that I have

Put one in the air,sit back and I'll laugh

Shawty why you insist on doin me that bad?

Probably cause of the amount of booty that I've grabbed

comin back to haunt me

So instead of bein put into submission and subdued

（What happened?）Guess what?{Dawg}