A Day Of Sooperman Lover

-Look! Up in the sky-

It's a bird-

It's a plane-

Hee hee hee hee, naw!

It's Sooperman

Lover, baby-

Daddy, Daddy-

Would you please read us a story?-

Alright, get over here and sit yo big ass down

Lemme tell you about the

Sooperman

LoverAyo,

I was out to lunch and shit

Puffin' on a blunt to get my head read(y)

Boogie'n to my walkman

With an 'S' on my chest(Bust a move!)

Yes I'm a

Superhero, don't forget

I smoke mad niggas

So to hell with cigarettes

But anyway

Let's get back to this skit

You know who the fuck

I amSo git off that ol' bull-

SHUCKSLunchtime was up, (FUCK)

Let me jet,

Or I'll collect unemployment bucks

On the way back, black

I spotted this object, a stray cat

Stuck in a tree

With a tag that says that'

If foundPlease return to this address'(How did you see it)?

Nigga! Wit my

X-Ray eye set

Like 'Pchoooooooww'

I jetted to the closest phone-booth

Quick fast

I dipped into my

Sooperlover suit(I can leapTall buildingsIn a single bound )

BOOOMRight through the fuckin' phone-booth ceiling(IT'S A PLANE!)

Naw, Sooperman

Lover's the name

I can slam

King-KongAnd pick up freight trains

On a mission

To save this cat/that was wishin'

He was in his litter

Watchin' Fritz on channel 6'n

Relaxin'Feet cocked-up/ just a little

With a cod cocktail

And a bowl, of tender vittles

I snatched, him

Took off through the air like a pigeon

Quick so he won't start

Meowin' and bitchin'

The letter in cat's tag address (?)

Said THE P

ROJECTS(Elevator's broke!)

So I had to take the back steps(Knock, Knock)

The door opened

Then my eyes swole

From this

BADASS DAM

E (Damn!)Sippin' a quart of '

Old Gold'-'

Yo, is this your cat?'-'

Awww, yes!

Where'd you find him at?'-'

He was stuck in a tree

Around Uptown

Manhattan'-'

Well how the hell did you save him?

Are you Police/

Undercover?'-'

Naw babyThe '

S' on my chest stands for '

Chorus Sooperman

Lover (Yeah!)

Baby call him the

Sooperman

LoverSomething wrong

Something wrong, indeed

Something wrong.

Yes, yes indeed

She was grateful

Lookin' for ways to repay me

No moneyA donut, and some uhm coffee maybe?

Of courseWhat kind of sauce(?) did

I take?Make my donut

JellyAnd my coffee

SankaWe sat

Unhooked the cape from the back

She felt my arms'

Cause my pythons looked stacked'

Goddamn, Sooperlover

Yo shit looks thick

Tell me, how strong are you

With muscles like this? (you bad motherfucker!)'(I'm stronger than a locomotive)

I'll keep hittin ya like

RockyShe ran to the room

And came back with a (?)

Negligee, high-heeled shoes

Wit' a blunt in her mouth

Ready to roll up

Hey hold up/ she had the dollar fold(ed) up

To mix the coke with the smoke

Yo, she was no joke

She took a sniff

Some got on her top lip

That bitch stuck out her tounge

And gave her top lip a lick

And said -'

Here baby, hit it.'-'

Naw baby,

I ain't wit' it

You'd need more than a body

To make me wanna hit that shit!'

But I'll hit the blunt

So she took out her fronts

Cracked the philly

Opened the bag and laid out the skunk

Then I took a long pull

It was hype/ outtasite

We ran into the bedroom

So I cracked my pants for head room

Later, tossed the covers

And oh, brother!

I was wit' it

Ready to hit it

Asked my dick, '

YO, WHASSU

P GEE?''Yo man, shit's thick'

Licked her down her belly

And kissed her on her back

Stuck my hands betewwn the legs

And I felt the bozack(!)

As big as mine (YO!)

This bitch must be craze

So I threw my suit on

And I was

Swayze'Cause

I'm theChorus

Sooperman

Lover (Yeah!)

Baby call him the

Sooperman

LoverSomething wrong

Something wrong, indeed

Something wrong.

Yes, yes indeed