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Artist：ll cool j

Songs Title：fuhgidabowdit

Get the fuck out of here, Im ll cool

Soakin wet with bad bitches in the indoor pool

Yo what am i, an animal?

Cuz I bagged yours too

One bad mooley, and you can get pants, schooly

Im the g.o.a.t., what I wrote cause fire and smoke

Think I started on the choir singin solo for the pope

Tell your mama please, get up off her knees

You cant wear yellow spandex wit a ass of cottage cheese

Open toed shoes, feet smell like collard greens

Toes *kriss krossed* like she on j. dupris team

Button your sittin up like beach balls in the sand plus

A mouth full of rotten teeth with a dildo in her hand

Who the fuck let you in, all my assistants are fired

Now Im lookin for some washed up rapper that I can hire

You know some old school nigga wit a bit of attitude

Pay him $1500 to fuck a girl in an interlude

You say Im souped up, well, soup is good food

So what I scratch my nuts, how the fuck is that wrong

For so glowin, afro pickin

S-curl hatin, jamaican rum sippin

Kid Ill burp on your girl buttcheeks

The honey had my nuts like two red beets

Im banannas, out of my fuckin mind they wont let me back in

Cuz I was down before the hype like dusty rhodes and bob backlund

Bruno samartino, stan staziak

Now the rock and stone cold are my favorite maniacs

The top rooster pluckin, chickens when Im cluckin

Wwf stands for when and where we fuckin

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Im like menace ii society

I roll through the drive thru like kane

Jack you for the cheeseburgers and chicken wings, and datins too

See my boys down the ride crack patience too

Bricks, walk around, snorkel down

Maccaroni and cheese timbs broke out the orphan house

Transportin out, the poison in em

Box em up in the aisle with the frozen dinners

And them niggas that ran...

My goals to get em

With the heat seekin flow wit, fo antennas

Docs da name, thats why yall fuck wit me

Im pocket change, the bums dont fuck with d

Objective in em, carlo inspection sticka

Check the pen, I write like a x was in em

Teeth grittin, I brawl wit a major league mitten

Where the stash at

Yo, yo, punk, m takin me wit him

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Yo, this be the cool j function, music get my blood pumpin

Down for whatever, which usually means Im up to somethin

Who owe me somethin, them niggas in the back frontin

They rockin cuffs and, put the eight up, rappercussion

You know my name, so theres no need for introduction

Im mr. done it all, so none of yall can do me nothing

Bitch Im grown, puffin on that one and bone

Bet me and queen bee be swingin til the honey come

Backs get blown, trash get thrown

In headlocks, from this view, Im fuckin star jones

Im red hot just like candy, in 95 won the grammy

Yo, he use it as an ashtray now

Niggas cant stand or understand me, yeah

Either or, funky headhunter wild comanchees wit shitty draws

Whats that shit, what shit, that shit on your lip

I cant smoke wit ya kid, but Ill save ya the clip...

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Bitches cant stand me, fuhgidabowdit

Still pullin out pennies, fuhgidabowdit

The shit I see every day brings tears to my eyes

How I holla at my niggas brings ears to my cries

Stick niggas for not knowin, then teach em somethin

Bitch niggas talkin bout you from the streets you frontin

I never liked you, and you, I dont know

So what the fuck you think is sposed to happen, we gon go

Mono on mono, whatever nigga, Im gon dust you

If you cant pick that afro, Im gon bust you

Walkin like you was a lil nigga cuz you is

And dont forget that daddys gonna always love his kids

Crackin niggas got the nerve to wonder why I rob, why

You guys will live while everybody elsell starve

That pretty shit is played, fuck what your name hold

Break a nigga off somethin, watch a nigga gain fo

Now you layin somewhere cold, stiff as shit

And all that riffin shit, mens will get you hit, bitch

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