Better Than Bonnie

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Your girlfriend's got the body of a model

Her blue eyes sparkle like the ones on you

Well traveled so you've got a lot in common

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It's sure I've dirt beneath my finger nails and

Chipped red polish painted on there too

And I write stupid songs about your girlfriend

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But I don't worry about it

Though she gives me every reason to

'Cause one thing I have better than Bonnie

Is that I'm better for you

Your girlfriend's dressed in the hippest new fashions

Her lead role in the indie scene is proof

Not to mention the hottest music collection

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While I still cite lyrics of britney spears and

Just three peeps complete the scene I'm in

And I write stupid songs about your girlfriend

Ooh ooops I did it again

But I don't worry about it

Though she gives me every reason to

'Cause one thing I have better than Bonnie

Is that I'm better

For your girlfriend's got blond hair so soft and

I'm sure that she not bossy often

Unlike me who combs once a month

That's twice as much as I hold my tongue

But maybe that it just how you'd like it

A wild mouth you'd know how to quiet

By finding ways to occupy it

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Your girlfriend's probably a bit more subtle

Her censored centered dreams a steady speed

While my mind races to the sky or gutter

Where her boyfriend and I meet

But I don't worry about it

Though she gives me every reason to

'Cause one thing I have better than Bonnie

Is that...

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The one thing that I'd never give Bonnie

Is that I'm better for you