Treat Her Like A Prostitute

Artist：slick rick

Songs Title：treat her like a prostitute

Heres an oldie but goodie

Hit it

Excuse me

What?

Can I have your attention?

Mn-hmm

Theres just a few things that Ive got to mention （uh-huh）

Theres girlies out here that seem appealing

But they all come in your life and cold hurt your feelings

Im telling you

As rick is my name

I wouldnt trust not girl unless she feels the same

Treat em like a prostitute （do what? ）

Dont treat no girlie well until youre sure of the scoop

cause all they do is they hurt and trample

Listen up close, here comes my first example

Now ya been with your girlfriend for quite a while

Plans for the future, shes having your child

Celebrate with friends drinking cans and quarts

Telling all your friends about your family thoughts

One friend was drunk so he sstarts to act wild

He tells the truth about the kid

Its not your child

Acting like a jerk and on his face was a smirk

He said, your wife went berserk while you was hard at work

And she led him on and tried to please him

She didnt waste time, she didnt try to tease him

Treat em like a prostitue （do what? ）

Dont treat no girlie well until youre sure of the scoop

cause all they do is they hurt and trample

Listen up close, here comes my second example

Its your wife

You buy the tramp jewels and clothes

You get sentimental and bring home a rose

Give her everything cause you swear shes worth it

All your friends tell you, the bith dont deserve it

Love is blind, so there goes your wealth

Until one day, you see things for yourself

Came home from work early, mr. loverman

You had a card and some candy in your right hand

Theres the mailman, he was short yet stout

He went inside your house and didnt come back out

Bust it

Just a friendly stop, come on, is it?

The mailman comes and he pays your wife a visit?

The thought alone makes your temperature boil

You say to yourself, she might still be loyal

You open up your door and stand in a trance

You see the mailmans bag and the mailmans pants

Came home to party

At work had a hard day

Look around your house and you say, where the hell are they?

Run upstairs up to your bedroom

You look inside your room, you see something brewin

Cover your mouth because you almost choke

You see the mailmans dick way up your wifes throat

Treat em like a prostitute （mm-hmm）

Dont treat no girlie well until youre sure of the scoop

cause all they do is they hurt and trample

Listen up close, here comes my third example

Now your girl, she dont like to have sex a lot

And today shes ready and shes hot, hot, hot

As you open up the door she says, get on the floor

She wants to try things shes never tried before

She takes off your drawers and works you over

She calls you twinkles

And you call her rover

Next thing you know, the ho starts to ill

She says, I love you, harold and your name is will

Thats not the half til you start to ride her

Take off your rubber and theres one more inside her

Its not yours-who can it be?

I think it was a slick rapper, his name is m.c. ricky

Treat em like a prostitute

Dont treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well

Treat no girlie well, until youre sure of the scoop