MY LIFE IS A PORNO

Uh yo that dropped out what the ****?

How do I, hang on…

Oh there we go

****s ****in' banging, okay, yo

Yeah, uh, first up I’d just like to say

**** you, Thomas

Look at me now

Up in ****ing Zef Studios, South Africa

Where are you?

Still living at your mum’s house

Anyway, tell her I say hi

Yo my life is a porno

Got all these sexy girls loving my raw flow

Like this one chick with the fat bum, and the tight little corn rolls

Woke me up and said, “Smiley I’ve got a sore throat”

“And sore bum from last night”, yeah, I’ve got a fat ****

When she first saw it she was like, “It’s ****in gigantic!”

In the candlelight, I made the vibe all nice and romantic

She was way impressed, she said, “I’ve never sucked a **** that big!”

I don’t really like skinny *****es, I prefer thicker chicks

My ****'s obviously not small, but Ninjas got a bigger ****

His **** is a miracle, I can’t take my eyes off it

I promise I’m not ga,y but I kind’ve admire it

I respect Ninja a lot 'cause he’s a really good rhymer

When we hit the town, we drown in a ****in' sea of vagina

I recently moved to LA and uh, I must say LA is nice

Plus all the girls there really like ****ing famous guys

I like girls company, but I’m also happy to stay at home

All day alone, high as ****, wanking to Game Of Thrones

I really miss Khaleesi, Game of Thrones was my favorite show

If I dated her, we wouldn’t **** straight away, we’d just take it slow

Girls think I’m mysterious 'cause I **** with a mask on

I’m not a 2 minute noodle, yeah baby I last long

'Cause if a girl doesn’t come then I feel like a failure

Smiley: a young OG from Australia