Disney Time

How come they're called adult movies

when the only thing they show

is people making babies

filmed up close?

I'm feeling so much better

since I learned to avert my eyes:

Now it's Disney time

Not in front of the children

Fill their head with dreams

And hope to be like Bambi's mother

and die off-screen

So you can tell your children

that everything's gonna be just fine

Here in Disney time

At Easter and Christmas

they granted us a view

of a world so much better

than the one we knew

Everyone can share the magic

for 30 minutes at a time

Oh

Here in Disney time

Oh oh oh

Here in Disney time

Oh oh oh

Here in Disney time

Oh oh oh

Here in Disney time