Belle Boy

Belle Boy （孩贝尔）（）-Chilly Gonzales /Jarvis Cocker

Tomato juice and raspberries

Carrots water crescents celery

Immediately on floor five

Are you happy are you learning are you getting stronger

The andersons cannot wait a moment longer

You better look alive

Well life could be a bed of roses

If it wasn't filled with so many pricks

Who wanna take it out on the belle boy

On the belle boy

You got fresh towels for 44

You knocked once

Then you knocked once more

Then you open up the door

Mister Mickey the haberdasher

Is laid on a lady and going at her

In the middle of the floor

Well he just smiled and kept on going

I guess it got his juices flowing

Playing to an audience of one

Putting it on

For the belle boy

For the benefit

Of the belle boy

You didn't even

Get a tip

No

No tip

For the belle boy

The belle boy

The belle boy

Butterfly steak with baby peas

Living on gratuities

Living far beyond your means

Whatever that means tonight

And everybody wants to be cool

But not everyone can be cool unless someone else

Is there to bring the ice

And you provide the ice

Because you

Are the belle boy

Such a swell boy

The all is well boy

The I'll never tell boy

Oh and the evening doesn't pan out right

If you peak too soon or you start a fight

When someone has to stand between the sh*t and the fan

That man

Is the belle boy

Give it up

For the belle boy

Show some respect

For the belle boy

Hmm make some noise

For the belle boy

The belle boy

The belle boy

I'm talking 'bout the belle boy