China

If I were wise, I'd be forgiving

Just like the good book says we should be

If I were young, I'd be forgetful

There's so much of this world to see

But if I had the dough

I'd buy you off slow like china

I would own the goaded back

The golden rule

And you can't afford to stop me

Not if I were unkind to prude

I won't have to say it

'Cause you'd already know

If I had the dough

I'd buy you off slow like china

If I had time then I would bite it

Patience is a virtue I possess

If I resented you, I would hide it

Behind the spiral you would never get

Then when I had the dough

I'd buy you off slow like china

When you spoke to me you'd say

Both thank you and please

You might drive a fancy car

But I would hold the keys

I won't have to say it

'Cause you'd already know

If I had the dough

I'd buy you off slow like china

Like china, like china

When you spoke to me you'd say

Both thank you and please

You might drive a fancy car

But I'd hold all the keys

I won't have to say it

'Cause you'd already know

If I had the dough

I'd buy you off slow like china

Like china

Like china

Like china

Like china