Hockey Hair

At first i just thought it was a game you were playing. (playing)

You can't imagine how much fun we're having

Stop it there without a care to what you've got to fear

Keep it all between your beer and your hockey hair

A lot of weird people, traits and ticks

From the strangers to these dangerous faces you kiss

You know this town ain't as cool as it used to be

When the lion, tigers and bears'd stare at your jewelry

Truthfully I'm content with how the day moves

Stepped up the game, oops, still rock the same shoes

And one time with them fla*******ng things, they still

There to turn the drama into action scenes

I'm renting me a vehicle to roll me to the finish line

Follow if you wanna, we'll return around dinner time

Back hurts a little bit more with every cigarette

My mack learns to never ignore the petty gibberish

I walk the clay *******y like MR. Know-It-Also

Patiently waiting to pop, shake up the soda bottle

Horizontal like a mail-order male whore

that came forth just to show you all his pale horse

Of course the ones that love him hate him most

Heart broken ain't nothin' man, she look like she ate a ghost

Make a toast to the butter knife, ******* it right

Wonder when my butterfly is gonna keep her flutter tight

I get way lonely when I'm on the j-o-b

And every pretty face acting like they know me

Same story, take photos and blow me

Like sucking on my pony is some type of a ******* trophy

Don't know what to say homie, I understand under

the notion that mine is at home under another man

Don't even give it two minutes of business

Rotate the shoulder blades, trying to keep them chip-less

Built a prison out of conjugal visits

Now I rock a fake grimace on my face to catch the kisses

A bag of pot luck, a pint of gut rot

Emcee's is mock duck tofu tough-talk

What the blood clot, jump-shot, fade-away

Watch these kids eat it up like it was mayonnaise

Then he's on to the next city following the destiny

Fell asleep drooling on your left titty

Indeed I play my part and call it high art

Keeping my eye on a piece of that pie chart

Smarter than solutions to the Rubik's cube

Took it apart and then pulled out a tube of super glue

Electric boogaloo, instead of trying to look at you

I should stay in my house, sit on the couch and read a book or two

Maybe then this space alien can uncover ways to coexist

With other Homo sapiens

Until that time comes people know my bum steelo

Incognito with mosquitoes and dung beetles

It's like that, never the wack, an actual fact

It's like this, St. Paul, Minneapolis, jack

It's like that, take your head out the *******l crack

Like what the ******* did you expect

I rap