I Wish I Looked A Little Better

Turn out the light, yeah, the light

And I might have a chance

I guess I look slightly worse

Than the Elephant

Man Whoa, oh, oh,

I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, oh, oh,

I wish I looked a little better

I went to high school

And majored in looking real bad

I got a real ugly mom

And a real ugly dad

Whoa, oh, oh,

I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, oh, oh,

I wish I looked a little better

Dress for success

That's what they say

I'm such a mess

That there just ain't no way

I know my breath is the sweetest

It really is great

But when I try just to kiss you

You say "better wait"

Whoa, oh, oh,

I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, oh, oh,

I wish I looked a little better

Dress for success

That's what they say

Gimme some clothes

To slap over my head

Whoa, oh, oh,

I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, oh, oh,

I wish I looked a little better

I went to

Balboa Island

And laid in the sand

I may be ugly as sin

But at least now

I'm tan Whoa, oh, oh,

I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, oh, oh,

I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, oh, oh,

I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, oh, oh,

I wish I looked a little better