Pretending To Be Drunk

That is what

I had intended, pretending to be drunk

A little change in character, pretending to be drunk

You think

I am weak and feeble

You think

I'm a bore

When you drag me to a party

Soon I'm out the door

Next time

I'll portray a suave sophisticated hunk

That is what

I had intended, pretending to be drunk

That is what

I had intended, pretending to be drunk

A bit of "I have lived and loved",

I'm pretending to be drunk

You say I could use some swagger

You say toughen up

I am rigid as a board

You tell me loosen up

I'm so loose and

I'm so tough

That I can barely move

That is what

I had intended, pretending to be drunk

You notice a transformation, pretending to be drunk

I've lost all my inhibitions, pretending to be drunk

You an take me to the soiree

And be proud of me

Everyone will be impressed

I'll pas out on you knee

Now I am so continental, they think that it's nice

Think I'll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life

That is what

I had intended, pretending to be drunk