Pretending To Be Drunk

That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk

A little bit change in character, I'm pretending to be drunk

You think I am weak and feeble, you think I'm a bore

When you drag me to a party, soon I'm out the door

Next time I'll portray a suave sophisticated hunk

That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk

That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk

A bit of I have lived and loved, I'm pretending to be drunk

You say I could use some swagger, you say toughen up

I am rigid as a board, you tell me loosen up

I'm so loose and I'm so tough that I can barely move

That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk

You notice a transformation, pretending to be drunk

I've lost all my inhibitions, pretending to be drunk

You can take me to the soiree and be proud of me

Everyone will be impressed, I'll pass out on your knee

And now I am so continental, they think that it's nice

Think I'll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life

Well that is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk