Missionary Position

It's a little retro and a bit passé

But you know you make her feel A-OK

And she feels alright, the stars are bright

The missionary position

And the acrobats, well they tend to scoff

All you know is that you can get her off

And you feel alright, the stars are bright

The missionary position

The tried and true is good enough for me and you

For me and you

The tried and true is good enough

Don't need anymore

We don't need anymore

A rebranding effort might just be the thing

But a name's a name and we're continuing

Always feeling fine, it ain't the wine

It's the missionary position

There are pros and cons to each different pose

But we don't see any need to get to those

Cause we're feeling great, a heightened state

The missionary position

The tried and true is good enough for me and you

For me and you

The tried and true is good enough

Don't need anymore, we don't need anymore

Don't need anymore, we don't need anymore

You might have positions you can recommend

But I don't know if we'll ever get to them

Cause we feel alright, the stars are bright

The missionary position

You might pride yourself, you're so Avant garde

But we're neoclassicists, I guess, at heart

Patronise all you like, we both like

The missionary position

Missionary, missionary, missionary, missionary...

It's a private matter as to frequency

But we both are smiling as you well can see

And it ain't no joke, it ain't baroque

It's the missionary position

It's a little retro and a bit passé

But you know you'll make her feel A-OK

And she feels alright, the stars are bright

The missionary position