Cool For Cats

The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass

The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass

The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree

She doesn't mind the language, it's the beatings she don't need

She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep

And he wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hats

And Davy Crockett rides around and says it's cool for cats

It's cool for cats

Cool for cats

The Sweeney's doing 90 'cause they've got the word to go

To get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow

They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again

In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names

It's funny how their Missus always looks the bleeding same

And meanwhile at the station, there's a couple of likely lads

Who swear like how's your father and they're very cool for cats

They're cool for-

Cool for cats

To change the mood a little, I've been posing down the pub

I'm seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough

I fancy this, I fancy that, I wanna be so flash

I give a little muscle, and I spend a little cash

But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash

And by the time I'm sober, I've forgotten what I've had

And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat

Cool for-

Cool for cats

Shape up at the disco when I think I've got a pull

I ask her lots of questions as she hangs onto the wall

I kiss her for the first time, and then I take her home

Invited in for coffee, and I give the dog a bone

She say she likes the discos, she's always on her own

I said, "I'll see you later," and I give her some old chat

But it's not like that on the TV when it's cool for cats

It's cool for-

Cool for cats

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Very kind

Thank you very much

Thank you