Miley 3000

Volume Three have been ****ing around on this God-forsaken planet

I have managed to tap into its information superhighway in order to absorb the culture

I have learned so much. This mission is boring. I want entertainment

I need to hit the club, pop a molly, and twerk something for a real *****

I am tired of babysitting all of you ratchet *****es

I need entertainment. Someone pass me a bottle of Ciroc

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