You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a

Thirty nine and a half foot pole

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch

You're a nasty, wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch

Three words that best describe you

Are as follows and I quote, "Stink! Stank! Stunk!"

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch

With a nauseous super naus

You're a crooked, jerky jocky

And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch

You're a three decker sauerkraut

And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch