Jack Sparrow

[0-1:59.980]Guys, Michael Bolton is here.

Oh great, send him in.

Hey guys

Hey thanks for coming.

sorry I'm late.

I just got caught up watching the

Pirates of the Caribbean marathon.

Have you seen those things?

Oh yeah, those are great.

Well I listened to your track and I loved it

and I wrote you

this big, ***y hook I think you're gonna really dig.

Oh wow, that's great. You wanna just lay it down?

Boys lets get to it (to it to it to it)

Here we go

Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton

(Michael: YEAH)

(The night starts now)

Together on track, The boys are back

(The night starts now)

The night starts now, baby, roll with us

Chickies snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up

(Michael: Rollin'up!)

Club front doors ain't no holdin' up

Black card at the bar like I gives a ****

(Michael: Come on!)

It's The Lonely Island

Welcome to the set

Some fellas lookin' jealous

Play that back and get wet

(Michael: YEAH YEAH)

Gun at my waist, shank in my sock

You either get cut, get stuffed, or get shot

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

(Andy: What?)

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

Yeah, that was kinda weird but we're back in the club

Buyin' up the bar so the groupies show us love

(Michael: Keira Knightley!)

Motherf****n' iceman, I'm the top gunna

Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunna

(Michael: Jack Sparrow!)

Watch your girl

because I ain't your mister nice guy

More like the meet ya take you home and **** you twice guy

All dressed up with nowhere to run

I know I make you feel crazy when I---

(Michael: Now back to the good part!!!)

The day he was born,

he yearned for adventure

(Andy: NO!)

Ol' Captain Jack, givin' them what for

(Jorma: Yeah)

He's the pauper of the surf, the jester of Tortuga

But in Davy Jones locker, what lies in store?

(Akiva: Yeah, we've seen the movie)

Put your hands in the air and say hell yeah

Captain Jack (Andy: What?)

Johnny Depp (Andy: No)

Saying count we stacks c'mon

Davy Jones (Jorma: Nope)

Giant squid (Jorma: Wrong)

Michael Bolton

we're really gonna need you to focus up

Roger that let me try it with another film

(Andy: Wait)

Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump

(Andy: Not better)

Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed

I give Jenny all my love (Akiva: Come ON)

Okay, then I'm a legal aid

Erin Brockovich is my name

(Akiva: Oh god)

Then you can call me Scarface

Snortin' mountains of c*****e

(Andy: Close enough)

You c**kroaches wanna play rough?

Okay, I'm reloaded! HA HA!

This is the tale of Tony Montana (This is the tale!)

Cubano flame, with Miami nuts

Got a basehead wife, her womb is polluted

This whole town's a *****, just waiting to get f****d!

(Just waiting to get f****d!)

(Andy: Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile)

You complete me (Andy: Yeah, yeah okay)