歌词
What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real
近来如何 我是Conner4Real（电影popstar的人物）
You know I've been all around the world, right?
如你们所知 我在周游世界
But tonight I'm on my dumb *****t
但今晚 我踏上了愚蠢的征途
I'm headed to Paris at a quarter to noon
11点45 我飞往巴黎
So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
心中期待见到她 我直奔卢浮宫
I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
耳闻她精致高雅 我当即买了门票
Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
穿越拥挤的人群 只为目睹佳人
And I couldn't believe what I saw
我完全不敢相信 她就是”她“
Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of *****t
蒙娜丽莎 你被高估 夸大
With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
邋遢的风格 一双死鱼眼
And your smirk like you're hiding a ****
你微笑的模样 像个傻逼
What the **** is this garbage?
这他妈就是个垃圾
Mona Lisa, the original basic *****
蒙娜丽莎 传说中的美 本质上的婊
Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
跨越千里 只为一睹你神秘微笑
Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly
归根结底 你就是个丑陋的骗子
I'm headed to Cairo to see the pyramids
我前往开罗 观赏金字塔
But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
但是我发现了啥 一堆破转破瓦
There was trash all over and a very foul odor
垃圾成堆 散发恶臭
The smell was out of a camel's ass
这味道 酷似骆驼在放屁
But even that wasn't as bad as
与屁气比 绰绰有余
Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
蒙娜丽莎 你比金字塔还糟糕
Can someone explain why the whole wide world
谁能给我解释下 为什么全世界
Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
都痴迷于这个垃圾桶孩子
Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
长得也像垃圾
And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's ****
达芬奇定是搞了某位艺术史学家
To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
让这个完全没长开的女子
At the top of the all-time list of paintings
永远霸占艺术的巅峰
Mona Lisa, I got to know
蒙娜丽莎 我就是想知道
Where the **** are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
你他妈眉毛去哪了 我太想知道了
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
一定是直升机 在你大土豆般前额着陆
Get this chick some Rogaine
快给这个少妇 抹点生发剂吧
You a bloated porpse, girl
天啊 你看起来就像浮肿的尸体 【You a bloated corpse,girl】
I'm an American man, this is my native land
我是美国人 在我的本土
Where no one lies about paintings
关于作品艺术 人人坦诚
But that's not the case in France
在法国 情况大相径庭
Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz
裸女郎在跳舞 看起来又胖又丑
You're so mangy, Mona
你是如此污秽不堪 蒙娜丽莎
Hair part wider than a country road
你的头发比城市的马路还宽
Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
你就是个只有猫为伴的疯寡妇
The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da
蒙娜丽莎 你真糟糕 就是个骗子啊
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