I'm a Weirdo

I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo

People looking at me crazy, I don't care though

I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo

Ask me if I give a ******, I say ****** no

I say ****** no, I say ****** no

Ask me if I give a ******, I say ****** no

I'm a weirdo not a hero

Had a psych eval didn't clear though

Ergo I say ear-go

Cut my ear off, now I can't hear stereo

If that makes me weird, I'm weird

I use a Mach3 razor on my beard

I use a Mach10 razor down down there

Seven more blades cause I like it sheer

Use a banana as a telephone

Use a banana as a telephone

Use a banana as a telephone

Spoon in my ear cause my brain's made of gelatone

Latin girls say "turn up the Reggaeton"

But it's me in a wig, mind is hella gone

"Ay papi, you crazy"

Yeah crazy for driving Miss Daisy

Best picture, must be doing something right

Chicken bit off my ************ at a ******fight

Sewed it back on sitting at a stoplight

Bit a cop got a ticket for a ****** bite

I'm demented and deranged mother******

Choose the middle seat on a plane mother******

Just wrong like a dog in Ray Bans

Piss off the roof, you could call me Rain Man

Best picture, must be doing something right

******, I'm repeating myself, man I'm not right

I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo

People looking at me crazy, I don't care though

I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo

Ask me if I give a ******, I say ****** no

I say ****** no, I say ****** no

Ask me if I give a ******, I say ****** no

Ask me if I give a ******, I'll say ****** no