Excuse My Brother (Live from Ally Pally)

Tony, Tony, Tony

Only had a couple!

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But he's had a fair few shots

And he starts to swear a lot

But she hasn't bared a drop

And thus everyone stares too much

{1 - Tony Mitchell}

Cor blimey, see that bird take a good look at her skirt

Oh me word, I can see heaven take me far from Earth

I'll have some of that love, how much are you worth?

No I'm not being tricky love, this glass is me first

Now how about a score, OK then 25

Why did you slap me for, I was trying'a be kind

Go get your boyfriend then, I ain't gonna run

So what if he's a boxer, I'm already numb

Now out of the way, its me turn "same again son"

What did you say cunt, I'll tell you when I'm done

I'm drunk, you're flippin drunk, in fact you're raw some

Come on then, lets have it then, now where the hells me gun?

Oh you all think it's a joke, well lets just see

When I count to three, you will all respect me

Dead bag I Tony, everyone knows me

What's wrong now sweetheart, are we getting cold feet?

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{2 - Mike Skinner, Tony Mitchell, Teddy Mitchell}

Mike: Excuse me, can I have a word outside if you please

Tony: What if I refuse, what are you gonna do geez?

Mike: Oi, lets cut to the chase, did you disrespect me Stace?

Tony: Oh you mean that slag, she's a bloody disgrace

I offered her 25, and she slapped me in me face

I mean, would you believe it Ted? Right in me face!

She's lucky she didn't get put right in her place

That's it, I've had enough, outside, come on lets go now!

Teddy: Listen bruv, that's enough

I'll put it blunt, you're looking like a cunt

Breathe in, breathe out

Or you'll end up in the back of the meatvan

Like you always do when you have a glass of gin and juice

Causing trouble in the venue

What you trying to make the 10 o'clock news?

No, no, don't talk, your ignorance will be a downfall

What you gotta shout loud for

Embarrassing yourself when you're outdoors

Talking like you got big balls

Gritting your teeth like a pitbull

Looking like you're gonna be sick

Dude check yourself mate, you're a Mitchell

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{3 - Teddy Mitchell}

Please excuse my brother

He's got too much booze in his bladder

Giving you all the chitter-chatter

Getting all rude in a geezer manner

Please accept my apologies on his behalf

And I don't think that he really meant to squeeze your arse

But he was being an idiot

That I can't deny, I must admit

That he was out of line, and he pushed it just a little bit

But what about you though, showing off flesh like a sumo

Your skirts up too high, and your top's cut too low

And there's your boyfriend, acting like a boss kinda like Hugo

Put yourself in my brother's shoes mate

What if it was you bro?

Lets just all get along

Do a little dance to some songs

Forget about this nonsense

We can all move on!

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Tony, Tony, Tony

Only had a couple!