Sirens Of The Sea

I'm known as the siren of all seven seas

The breaker of hearts by the bay

So if you go swimmin

with bow-legged women

I might steal your weak heart away

A big-bottomed sea-witch may bob through the waves

and hope to lead sailors astray

but a true ocean goddess

must fill out a bodice

to present an alluring display

Beware of old oysters too large in the chest

let's banish them from the buffet

I'm far more nutritious

You smell like the fishes,

Did I hear a banshee?

You're sea-green with envy.

This Mermaid Enchantrass

No, Im Birth of Venus

Will send sailors swimming all day.....OH!