JUSTHIS

Hi everybody

It's nice to be here

Nice to see you all

It is funny to see you all here

'Cause I ****** all your mothers

So that's weird

Isn't that a weird coincidence?

I ****** all your mothers

And here you are

You're not mad are you?

Joking together 'cause you're mad?

They liked it, so don’t worry

You shouldn't be mad

You should want your mother to enjoy herself

I'm a little tired of all this terrorist alarming

And the terrorist hatred,

All this anti-terrorist...

You know, terrorists are just people

Who like to murder other people

What the **** is the big problem

Seriously, I think that they've become victimized

in this country because

They're exposed of their religious beliefs

And they have a right to... to murder…

'Cause, here's the thing

What did they do that's so bad

They killed people

Who the ****...

Or who are...

So what?

What's so great about people

That they shouldn't be allowed to murder them?

And I was really thinking about that, like,

So, people die.Yeah?

**** it, I don’t know them

So, honestly, I don’t care

And if somebody goes,

"What if somebody you knew died"

Well, that will be sad

But when I think about that

Yeah, so, people die

What's the big deal?

They're dead

And some of them might have been assholes

You don’t know

Alright, wait

It's not good to rape people, right?

It's not ok to rape people

But what about jews?

Oh my God. Did I say that?

That’s ******' horrible

I would've raped Hitler

Like, if I had a time machine,

I think the two things

I would've done would've been to

Erase my daughter

And rape Hitler

Because I don’t think it would've been enough to kill Hitler

I think if I raped him,

he would've had no balls to do all the **** he did

He would've been just kind of depressed all the time

Sittin' on the floor of his shower,

crying, holding his knees, and stuff like that

And a guy who does can't have

the focus to takeover the world

So I think I would've...

And also, I wanted to **** Hitler

Seriously, I think he was hot

I seriously was attracted to him

I used to fantasize about his brushed mustache

sort of tickle my balls

I don't know how that would work.

He's there, but then he'd have to...

I guess if we were 69ing,

Then his mustache would tickle my balls

But then that wouldn't really be rape

You can't rape people and do a 69

JUSTHIS ain't free

Ya heard then pay for it

JUSTHIS ain't free

Ya heard then pay for it

JUSTHIS ain't free

Ya heard then pay for it

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