I Am The Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the eggman

They are the eggman

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Mister City, policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I'm crying, I'm cryyyyyy-ing

I'm crying, I'm cryyyyyy

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the eggman

They are the eggman

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob (What are you?)

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come, you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

I am the eggman (now good sir, what are you?)

They are the eggman (a poor man, made to tame fortune's blows)

I am the warlus, goo goo g'joob

G-goo goo g'joob (good pity)

Expert, textpert, choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

(Hoo hoo hoo, hie hie hie, ha ha ha)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snide

I'm crying

Semolina pilchard

Climbing on the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman

They are the eggman

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g-goo goo g'joob

g-goo goo g'joob g-goo goo g'joob g-goo

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