歌词
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
When you're dancing with someone and you think it's lit
当你与某人共舞并觉得很赞
But when the lights turn on and they look like piss
灯亮起却发现对方长得很残
That's some real ****
那是有够惨
When you're too ****ed up and you're at the club
当你状态很差又身处俱乐部
But then your friend rolls through with another damn shot
接着你朋友登场又要喝一杯
That's some real ****
那是有够惨
Sometimes, oh some real ****
有时候，噢是真的惨
Life's a real bitch, mhm
生活有够烂，嗯哼
But I'm okay, I'm still happy
但我还好，我依然快乐
I won't quit
我不会退缩的
That's some real ****
那是货真价实
When he says he'll call back so you made no plans
当他说会再打来于是你没做计划
But now it's 3 AM 'cause he never called back
结果已经凌晨三点他都没回电话
That's some real ****
那是有够惨
When you say you're too grown for that drama mess
当你说自己成熟了不会再演闹剧
But when it really comes down you're still into it
它真的落幕时你却依然沉浸其中
That's some real ****
那是有够惨
Oh, most times, on some real ****
噢，多数时候，完全真实
Life's a real ****, oh yeah
生活有够屎，是的了
But I'm okay, I'm still happy
但我还好，我依然快乐
I won't quit
我不会退缩的
'Cause that's that real ****
因为那才是货真价实
Oh, when you think you're the **** and act like the ****
噢，当你觉得自己烂（赞）还举止像个混蛋（装作有够赞）
But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
可真要说到烂（赞），你清楚自己才不烂（赞）
That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
那才是真实，完全真实，货真价实
I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
我懂，我懂，我懂，我懂，我说
When you think you're the **** and act like the ****
当你觉得自己烂（赞）还举止像个混蛋（装作有够赞）
But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
可真要说到烂（赞），你清楚自己才不烂（赞）
That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
那才是真实，完全真实，货真价实
I gotta, uh ****
我得，骂一句
This that real ****
这是那真事
So you know when you're out with your chick
大概就是你和你的妞出门去
And you gotta spend a grip
然后你必须要大花一笔
Because her mind is set on steak and shrimp
因为她一心想着牛排和虾子
But your bank accounts on chicken strips
但你的银行账户根本经不起
And she don't give a ****?
而她完全不在意？
Then you gotta buy her movie tix
接着你还得给她买电影票子
And you try to lean in for a kiss
你想要靠近亲她一下子
And she says 'I'm not in the mood'
而她说“我没心情”
And then you say 'hmm'
于是你说“嗯”（背景飘过一句低声的What the 卧了个槽）
And she says 'what?'
她就说“什么？”
You know what... nothing, ****
是这样…没事了，靠
And the movies weak so you go to sleep
那电影很烂于是你睡着
And then you start to have this dream
接着你就开始做梦了
That your forgot to lock your screen
梦到手机忘记锁屏了
And now she's going through your texts
而她现在要看你信息
So you wake up like Mr Krabs
你像蟹老板那样醒来（海绵宝宝里的蟹老板，这里的梗是指那个他看到周围世界在旋转感到困惑的表情包）
And she's all like 'Who's Stephanie?'
她开始问“Stephanie是哪位？”
Um, you mean my cousin? Geez yeah, since 1993
嗯，你说我亲戚啊？天啊是啦，1993年就认识嘞
You don't work for TMZ
你又不是TMZ一份子（TMZ是美国一个八卦新闻网站）
There's nothing here behind the scene
这里可没有什么幕后花絮
You're not homies with Scoobie Doo
你又不是史酷比的好兄弟（美国动画《史酷比》主角，动画主要内容是主角们旅行各地途中遇见并解决神秘事件）
This is not a mystery
这也不是一个谜
You can check my history
你可以看我的历史痕迹
I've only been to Pornhub once
我也就登过Pornhub一次（一个影片网站）
And went to church the morning of
然后教堂也在早上去
Yes, I know, I sorta suck but I've never been more in love
对，我知道，我有点糟但我从未如此深爱过
I just wanna get more in touch
我只是想多多联系
Then she gets a call from Gabby
接着她接到Gabby的电话
Her attitude was extra crappy
她的态度真是超级糟糕
Now it's hella happy
这下可真是妙
And you just sitting there like damn what the **** just happened?
而你就坐在那儿想 靠 这都什么事啊？
So you call up NASA
于是你致电NASA（美国宇航局）
And even they don't got the answers
就连他们也无法解答
That's that real ****
那才有够惨
Oh, when you think you're the **** and act like the ****
噢，当你觉得自己烂（赞）还举止像个混蛋（装作有够赞）
But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
可真要说到烂（赞），你清楚自己才不烂（赞）
That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
那才是真实，完全真实，货真价实
I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
我懂，我懂，我懂，我懂，我说
When you think you're the **** and act like the ****
当你觉得自己烂（赞）还举止像个混蛋（装作有够赞）
But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
可真要说到烂（赞），你清楚自己才不烂（赞）
That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
那才是真实，完全真实，货真价实
That's that real ****
那是有够惨
Yeah
That's that real ****, oh yeah
那才完全真实
Mmm
Real **** you know?
真实 你懂吗？
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