Real ****

Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah

When you're dancing with someone and you think it's lit

But when the lights turn on and they look like piss

That's some real ******t

When you're too ****** up and you're at the club

But then your friend rolls through with another damn shot

That's some real ******t

Sometimes, oh some real ******t

Life's a real ******, mhm

But I'm okay, I'm still happy

I won't quit

That's some real ******t

When he says he'll call back so you made no plans

Now its 3am cause he never called back

Thats some real ******t. Thats some real ******t

When you say you're too grown for that drama mess

But when it really comes down you're still into it

Thats some real ******t. Thats some

Oh most times, on some real ******t

Life's a real ******, oh yeah

But I'm okay, I'm still happy

I won't quit

'Cause that's that real ******t

Oh, when you think you're the ******t and act like the ******t

But when it comes to ******t, you know you really ain't ******t

That's that real ******t, that's that real ******t, that's that real ******t

I know, I know, I know, I know, I said

Oh, when you think you're the ******t and act like the ******t

But when it comes to ******t, you know you really ain't ******t

That's that real ******t, that's that real ******t, that's that

I gotta, ******

This that real ******t

So you know when you're out with your chick

And you gotta spend a grip

Because her minds on steak and shrimp

But your bank accounts on chicken strips

And she don't give a ******t?

Then you gotta buy her movie ticks

And you try to lean in for a kiss

And she says 'I'm not in the mood'

And then you say 'hmm'

And she says 'what?'

'You know what? Nothing, ******'

And the movies weak so you go to sleep

And then you start to have this dream

Like your forgot to lock your screen

And now she's going through your texts

So you wake up like Mr Crabs

And she's all like 'Who's Stephanie?'

'Um, you mean my cousin? Geez yeah, since 1993'

You don't work for TMZ

There's nothing here behind the scene

You're not homies with Scoobie Doo

This is not a mystery

You can check my history

I've only been to Pornhub once

And went to church the morning of

Yes, I know, I sorta suck but I've never been more in love

I just wanna get more in touch

Then she gets a call from Gabby (hey girl)

Her attitude was extra crappy

Now she's hella happy

And you just sitting there like damn what the ****** just happened?

So you call up nasa

And even they don't got the answers

That's that real ******t

Oh, when you think you're the ******t and act like the ******t

But when it comes to ******t, you know you really ain't ******t

That's that real ******t, that's that real ******t, that's that real ******t

I know, I know, I know, I know, I said

Oh, when you think you're the ******t and act like the ******t

But when it comes to ******t, you know you really ain't ******t

That's that real ******t, that's that real ******t, that's that real ******t

Yeah yeah, guess what

That's that real ******t

That's that real ******t, real ******t, you know (real ******t)