The Clicker Blues (Live)

Remember when...

Online was where you hung the wash

And a megabyte was a really big nosh

And if it was a virus you got

You went to the doctor and got a shot, uhhh.

Internet or interface

Download, upload, database

Pixel, shmixle, cyber speak

They may as well be speaking greek!

Once... a floppy disk meant you had a bum back

A hack drove a cab

And a burgral was a mac

Modems, chat rooms, dos and dots

A mouse in your pad, that's why we had cats

Nowadays... you need a degree from mit

To operate your own tv

I used to find a channel quicker

When all you needed was one clicker

Listen, I don't mean to bicker

But now my clicker has a clicker

And each new clicker makes me sicker

If I could only find a clicker

To turn all the clickers off!!!