Number One Spot

Back again that's right Luda Ha ha ha ha Feel this

It gets meaner and meaner each time baby

Feelin real good too holla at 'em man What up Uncle 'Face

Yeah

I'm a bull in this industry man tell 'em

Some would rather run down and get one cow nah

I think I'd rather walk down and get 'em all

You know what I'm talkin 'bout right Look

I'm never goin nowhere so don't try me

My music sticks in fans veins like an IV

Flows poison like Ivy oh they grimy

Already offers on my 6th album from labels tryin to sign me

Respected highly HIIII MR O'REILLY

Hope all is well kiss the plantiff and the wifey

Drove through the window the industry super sized me

Now the girls see me and a river's what they cry me

I'm on the rise so many people despise me

Got party ammunition for those tryin to surprise me surprise

It's a celebration and everyone should invite me

Roll with the crew or meet the bottom of our Nikes blaow

Explorer like Dora these swipers can't swipe me

My whole aura's so MEAN in my white tee

Nobody light-skinded reppin harder since Ice-T

You disagree take the Tyson approach and bite me

Whoa Don't slip up or get got Why not man

I'm comin for that number one spot Alright

Rappers swearin they on top Nuh uh uh uh

But I'm comin' for they number one spot Alright man

Scheme scheme plot plot say WHAT

I'm comin for that number one spot Woo hey

Keep it goin it won't stop What you doin man

I'm comin for that number one spot

Yes indeed Ludacris I'm hotter than Nevada

Ready to break the steerin column on yo' Impala

If I get caught bail out po'-po' I tell 'em holla

In court I never show up like Austin Powers fa-zha

Father father and hey I love gold

But can buy anything I want from the records I've sold

Jacuzzi's hot Cristal is so cold

Neighbors catch contacts from the blunts that I've rolled

A pig in a blanket a smoke and a pancake

Drop albums non-stop once a year for my fans sake

I crush mics until my hand breaks

Then shag now and shag later 'til these women can't stand

Straight

The Luda-meister got 'em feelin so randy

I'm XXL so I call 'em my Eye Candy

Brush my shoulder and I pop my collar

Cause I'm worth a million ga-zillion fa-fillion dollars

Whoa Don't slip up or get got Why not man

I'm comin for that number one spot Alright

Rappers swearin they on top Nuh uh uh uh

But I'm comin' for they number one spot Alright man

Scheme scheme plot plot say WHAT

I'm comin for that number one spot Woo hey

Keep it goin it won't stop What you doin man

I'm comin for that number one spot

Causin lyrical disasters it's the master

Make music for Mini-Me's models and Fat Bastards

These women tryin yo get me out my Pelle Pelle

They strip off my clothes and tell me "Get in my belly "

Stay on the track hit the ground runnin like Flo-Jo

Sent back in time and I've never lost my mojo

Ladies and gentlemen ahh boys and girls

Ludacris sent down to take over the whole world

Whoa Don't slip up or get got Why not man

I'm comin for that number one spot Alright

Rappers swearin they on top Nuh uh uh uh

But I'm comin' for they number one spot Alright man

Scheme scheme plot plot say WHAT

I'm comin for that number one spot Woo hey

Keep it goin it won't stop What you doin man

I'm comin for that number one spot