Everyday's Forecast

You think you know, but you have no idea

This is the diary of a breathing onomanopia

Now here's another broken link for anyone

Who thinks my life's together

I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather

God's placed a permanent dark cloud above my head

But he was nice enough to loan me a holy umbrella

Thank ya fella, how considerate

I'm the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates

Today's forecast, "Partly cloudy with a good chance of rain"

So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly and

Flash a devilish grin that'll make the most

Masculine of men skeptical of his existence

And when the rain begins,

I take a seat to retire

And admire the spectacle from a distance

For instance, there was this cat the other day shootin' me ice grills

But when I looked, he looked the other way

Now any other day,

I wouldn't let this type of **** bother me

Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy

So finally

I stepped to him, kindly disrespected him

Looked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected him

He broke down in tears talkin' 'bout how

God neglected him

Make this rain go away

Things would be much better

I swear, I swear

If the sun would come out today

Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile

And all it took was a sewing needle to deflate my swollen ego

Then pop, pop went my

God Complex

I never thought 19 years after my first breath

I'd be in art school surrounded by corny *****

Debating who's more depressed

I'm 22 now, and still can't deal with what's real

But I'll be damned if

I give up and settles for pills, ****

My daddy taught me better, mommy taught me how to crack 40's

And jack 6 packs in oversized sweaters

Over time weather changes so

I'm in the rain waiting

For the flood gates to open

Impersonating my favorite

VH1 Behind the

Music tragedy

Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before

I'm PH balanced for the floor?

But strong enough to stay a float

And doggy paddle long enough to catch that life preserver rope

And then I'll be on a parallel ladder laughin' like

Damn, my man, for the love of

Pete what happened?

And finally

I step to you, kindly disrespect you

Looked you dead in the eyes and analyze how it affects you

Watch you break down in tears talkin' 'bout how

God neglected you

Make this rain go away

Things would be much better

I swear, I swear

If the sun would come out today

Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile, worthwhile

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your

Very last match that got wet the second you struck it

Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want

A cigarette that never mattered's what you stuck with

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your

Very last match that got wet the second you struck it

Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want

A cigarette that never mattered's what you stuck with

Make this rain go away

Things would be much better

I swear, I swear

If the sun would come out today

Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile, worthwhile

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your

Very last match that got wet the second you struck it

Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want

A cigarette that never mattered's what you stuck with

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your

Very last match that got wet the second you struck it

Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want

A cigarette that never mattered's what you stuck with