New York City

New York City, we piss in it, we live in it

We die, we all take *************ts in it

[Kool Keith]

There's a million albums out there with that opera and Shakespeare *************t

I stuff my ears with cotton when you rap

I don't hear *************t, you *************z are excess waste

A hundred percent of the mainstream crowd, receive pure *************t

The hottest DJ's in New York spin it from the wheelchairs

with cancer, my voodoo ready to roll

Ask Harlem Hospital, you can't cure *************t

HMV at the cash register, girls tryin to make me buy CD's

Soft jazz and homo R&B

I ain't payin for that Allure *************t

Walkin by Bloomingdales before you see me put the pep in it

I guarantee you get bad karma

Fly leather coat with the Coach bag

You step in *************t, choose the Daily News

The newspaper's gonna take off a little off your soles

You got a lot around your feet mother**********s not a little bit

(Wipe that *************t off your soles)

[Chorus] - 2X

[Kool Keith]

I'm straight up on the butt-ass transit

I don't give a *************, I smell the piss in the subway

My Boss cologne suits me well on the New York City mass transit

Women lookin scared, borin-ass statues

************* you need to get out the boroughs

and move to Kansas or Pitt*************urgh or somethin

Sittin up with braids in your hair like a ********** Halloween pumpkin

Smile mother**********, put on some lipstick or do somethin

Eat your breakfast muffin

My appearance shock your brand new mother********** leather

I ain't say nothin

Cause in your panties secretly, I know you readin the magazine comin

The freak on the train is bustin

I was sittin here first, you wasn't

I know you goin home to **********

Your girlfriend is messed up, datin her own ********** cousin

[Chorus] - 2X

[Kool Keith]

Y'all just reachin your damn horizons, so what?

You got your cellular phone, mother********** you pre-paid

Girls and guys I'm not frontin

Y'all bull*************ttin talkin to nobody lookin good at the dinner table

Runnin your ********** bill up on Verizon

You ain't shoppin with a lot of Victoria's Secret bags

Monkeys treat you to Unos, retarded-ass herb *************z are thin

Girls are more insecure, I'm realizin

The datin and courtin *************t got everybody hyped up and sportin *************t

The Bell system fraud

Dial on the spot or stand trial on the spot

Ladies don't invite me over

Just cover the mattress with the piss, and the cum spot

Don't blast the same lame-ass singin MC a lot

Now move the ticket off your window, Manhattan traffic cop

You shoulda dipped, your *************t in the parking lot

[Chorus] - 2X