World's On Heroin

The world's on heroin

I'm on strike against all this laziness

I try to go for all

Despite all the underachievers

From the government to the drive-thru guy

Delayed results with no reasons why

My only guess, they must be high

I wanna put an end to all of them

But I don't know where to begin

'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin

The world's on heroin

Everybody is standing in my way

I try to use my brain

Stupidity is thrown in my face

I'm a coffee guy in a stoner place

And the world keeps turning at a turtle's pace

Get it over with, and check into N.A.

I wanna put an end to all of them

But I don't know where to begin

'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin

If I had my way

I'd prefer if everyone was on speed

I'm so sick of the "no can do"

And the failures you concede

At any rate, from the looks of things

Everyone's nodding out but me

The world's on heroin

Too many lazy morons in my face

The world's on heroin

Everybody acts like a zombie

I'm not saying I'm better than them

I don't have the kind of time to spend

With slacker types trying to be my friend

I'm gonna put an end to all of them

But I don't know where to begin

'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin

Heroin