歌词
Things have come to a pretty pass
好时光往而不复成为回忆
Our romance is growing flat
我们的罗曼史日渐平庸
For you like this and the other
因为你有所爱
While I go for this and that
而我亦有所钟
Goodness knows what the end will be
天知道我们将如何收场
Oh I don't know where I'm at
我看不清自己身在何处
It looks as if we two will never be one
好像我们始终是分裂的，也无法让彼此变得完整
Something must be done
但总不能坐视爱情自生自亡
You say either and I say either
你说也许，而我说或许
You say neither and I say neither
你说既不，而我说也不
Either either Neither neither
也许，或许；既不，也不
Let's call the whole thing off
咱们干脆就此算了吧
You like potato and I like potahto
你爱洋芋，而我爱土豆
You like tomato and I like tomahto
你爱番茄，而我爱柿子
Potato potahto Tomato tomahto
洋芋，土豆；番茄，柿子
Let's call the whole thing off
咱们干脆就此算了吧
But oh if we call the whole thing off
但倘若真的坐视不管
Then we must part
我们就要面临失散
And oh if we ever part
而倘若我们分手
Then that might break my heart
我的心就会伤透
So if you like pyjamas
所以如果你爱睡衣
And I like pyjahmas
而我爱睡袍
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas
我就会穿着睡衣不再穿睡袍
For we know we need each other so we
因为我们明白，我们一直在一起
Better call the calling off off
就别再说什么分道扬镳
Let's call the whole thing off
让我们就此打住吧
You say laughter and I say larfter
你说笑声，而我说笑语
You say after and I say arfter
你说之后，而我说以后
Laughter larfter after arfter
笑声，笑语；之后，以后
Let's call the whole thing off
咱们干脆就此算了吧
You like vanilla and I like vanella
你喜欢香草，而我喜欢香子兰
You say sabrilla and I say sabrella
你叽里呱啦，而我噼里啪啦
Vanilla vanella chocolate strawberry
香草，香子兰；巧克力，草莓
Let's call the whole thing off
咱们干脆就此算了吧
But oh if we call the whole thing off
但倘若真的坐视不管
Then we must part
我们就要面临失散
And oh if we ever part
而倘若我们分手
Then that might break my heart
我的心就会伤透
So if you go for oysters
所以如果你吃扇贝
And I go for ersters
而我吃贝扇
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
那我会点扇贝而不是什么贝扇
For we know we need each other so we
因为我们明白，我们一直在一起
Better call the calling off off
就别再说什么分道扬镳
Let's call the whole thing off
让我们就此打住吧
Let's call the whole thing off
让我们就此打住吧
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