Work of Art

You belong in the spotlight

On the wall of the Tate

In a ten-megawatt light

'Cause your brushwork's so great

You're the next phase in feminine

You're a Lichtenstein dot

You're a bed with Tracy Emin in

You're Grayson Perry's next pot

Work of art, work of art

You're a perfect work of art

Mona Lisa, this is she, Sir

With a smile to melt your heart

Work of art, work of art

You're a perfect work of art

Like Picasso, so kick ass, oh

I just don't know where to start

Work of art

Work of art

You're Yoko Ono on vinyl (oh, you just raised the bar)

You're a canvas that's blank (watch your value increase)

You're a Duchamp urinal (see how precious you are)

You're half a dead cow in a tank (you're the school masterpiece)

Work of art, work of art

You're a perfect work of art

Mona Lisa, this is she, Sir

With a smile to melt your heart

Work of art, work of art

You're a perfect work of art

Like Picasso, so kick ass, oh

I just don't know where to start

Work of art

I'd teach you a lesson, Jamie

I told you all your best chance at life was to keep things real

But there's always one who thinks I don't mean them

And surprise, surprise Jamie New, it's you!

The work of art!

But a work of art is nothing if it's not put on show, Jamie

Come on, then

Put on a show!

The glamour!

The light!

Center of attention!

This is it, Jamie

I hope it's everything you've ever wanted

This is everything I ever wanted

My stage

My audience

My dancers

All eyes on me

You wanna look? Keep looking

I'll be in drag tonight at Legs 11

So come along if you dare

You're just a boy in a dress!

Oh, Dean

A boy in a dress is something to be laughed at

But a drag queen is something to be feared

And I am a drag queen!

Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are, oh

You're the biz, you're the biz, you're the biz, yeah

Superstar, superstar, superstar, oh

You're the shiz, you're the shiz, the shiz yeah

You're so neat, you're so neat, you're so neat, yo

Off the chart, off the chart, the chart, yeah

Super sweet, super sweet, super sweet, oh

Work of art, work of art, work of art, yeah

Work of art, work of art, work of art, yeah

Work of art, work of art

Yes, I am your work of art

You won't shame me, you should frame me

I'm a Jamie work of art

Work of art, work of art

Gonna blow your world apart

I'm offending, I'm a trending, gender-bending

Gender-blending, gender-pending

Gender-ending and transcending

Work of art