Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go Home

Gee, Ma, I wanna go, but they won't let me go

Gee, Ma, I wanna go home

Oh, the soldiers in the army, we know they're mighty fine

And the Navy, Air Force and Marines keep us all in line

But I don't want no more of this military life

Gee, Ma, I wanna go, but they won't let me go

Gee, Ma, I wanna go home

Oh, the viddles in the mess hall, they say they're mighty fine

But that She-Ite on a shingle, why, I think I'll give you mine

Oh, I don't want no more of this military life

Gee, Ma, I wanna go, but they won't let me go

Gee, Ma, I wanna go home

Oh, I wanna go back home, back where civilians roam

Gee, Ma, I wanna go home

Well, now, I tried to join the army, they said my feet were flat

And since I can not see them, I'll take their word for that

Oh Gee, Ma, I wanna go home

Oh, I wanna go back home, back where civilians roam

Gee, Ma, I wanna go home

Oh, the mother of all battles is what Sadam had planned

Well, he shoulda sent his Mother 'cause his troops all turned and ran

Oh, I don't want no more of this military life

Gee, Ma, I wanna go, but they won't let me go

Gee, Ma, I wanna go home

Oh, I wanna go back home, back where civilians roam

Where my rules are all my own

Gee, Ma, I wanna go home