Lodi Dodi

Yeah, gotta say what's up to my nigga,

Slick Rick

For those who don't like it, eat a dick

But for those who with me, sing that shit

As it go a little something like this

La Di Da Di, we likes to party

We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody

We're, just some niggaz who're on the mic

And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic, right

For all my

Doggs keepin' y'all in health

Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself'

Cause it's cool when ya cause a cozy condition

And which we create, 'cause that's our mission

So listen close, to what we say

Because this types of shit happens everyday

I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin'

I gave myself a stretch up, a mornin' yawn

And went to the bathroom to wash up

I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup

And said, “

Umm, mirror mirror on the wall

Who is the top

Dogg of them all?"There was a rubble, dubble, five minutes it lastedThe mirror said, "

You are you conceited bastard"Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beefSo I slipped off my khakis and my gold leafUsed Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin gets paleAnd then I got the file, for my fingernailsI'm true to the style on my behalfI put the bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bathClean, dry, was my body and hairI threw on my brand new Doggy underwearFor all the bitches I might take homeI got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water cologneNow I'm fresh, dressed, like a million bucksThrew on my white socks, with my all blue chucksStepped out the house, stopped short, oh noI went back in, I forgot my indoThen I dilly-dally, I ran through an alleyI bumped into this smoker named Sally from the ValleyThis was a girl playin' hard to getSo I said, "

What's wrong?", 'cause she looked upsetShe said, “Umm it's all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and blueYou went away, now my life is filled with rainy daysI love you so, how much you'll never know'Cause you took your dope away from me”Damn, now what was I to doShe's cryin' over me and she was feelin' blueI said, "

Umm, don't cry, dry your eye

And here comes your mother with those two little guys"Her mean mother steps then says to me, "

Hi"Decked Sally in the face and punched her in the eyePunched her in the belly and stepped on her feetSlammed the child on the hard concreteThe bitch was strong, the kids was goneSomethin' was wrong I said, "

What was goin' on?"I tried to break up, I said, "

Stop it, just leave her"She said, "

If I can't smoke none, she can't either"She grabbed my closely by my socksAnd so I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocksBut um, they gave chase, they caught up quickThey started cryin' on my shoes and grabbin' my dickAnd sayin', “Why don't you give me a playSo we can break it down the Long Beach wayAnd if you give me that okayI'll give you all my love today”Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, can't you seeSomehow your words just hypnotize meAnd I just love your jazzy waysDoggy Dogg, your love is here to stayAnd on and on and on she kept goin'The bitch been around before my mother's bornI said, "

Cheer up", so I gave her a hitI said, "

You can't have me,

I'm too young for you, bitch"She said, "

No you're not," then she starts cryin'I says, “I'm nineteen”, she says, "

Stop lyin'"I says, "

I am, go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled pussy,

I can't be your lover"Yeah, uhh, tic-toc you don't stopAnd to the, ah tic-toc and you don't quitYeah, tic-toc and ya don't stopAnd to the, ah tic-toc and ya don't quitBitch