Country Club

I took a double take out on the interstate

When I saw her makin' eyes at me

So I followed her down to clubhouse drive

Past the pool & the 18th green

& In the parkin' lot...I said it's mighty hot

Maybe I could buy you a beer

She said I'm glad you asked...but I'll have to pass

Cause only members are allowed in here...and I said

Chorus:

Well I'm a member of a country club

Country music is what I love

I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

I do my drink-in from a dixie cup

Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool

I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

At any honky-tonk or roadside pub

I'm a member of a country club

You look so invitin'...thought it might be excitin'

For a woman with a limousine

To go bouncin around...in a beat up truck

With a man...in wore out jeans

It's five o'clock before Friday night

Here's where the fun begins

So don't worry 'bout your reputation

Cause you can tell all your friends

Chorus (2x's)