China Pig

Refrain

I don't want to kill my China pig, no I don't

Verse 1

A man's gotta live

A man's gotta eat

A man's gotta have shoes

To walk out on the street

Refrain

I don't want to kill my China pig

Ah, he was a baby, I want you to see

I don't want to kill my China pig

Verse 2

Well I used to go to school

With a little red box

And I used to have my pig go with me

We walked for blocks

Refrain

I don't want to kill my China pig

Verse 3

His tail curls five times

In a circle 'round, ha

It's glazed

He's got a slot in his back

Flowers grow

My China pig be a

Quite a show

Refrain

I don't wanna kill my China pig, oh no, ah

Bridge

*Crying noises and snorts*

My China pig

Verse 4

I got him by the snout

And I takes him by the cuff

And I whipped out my fork

And I poked at him

Three hairs laid

Out on my floor

I remember my China pig

Verse 5

I fed the neighborhood

It was a big neighborhood

A lot of people liked my pig...

One little girl used to put her fingers in his snout

I put a fork in his back

Refrain

I didn't want to kill my China pig