The Jolly Fat Man

I's been a long and lonely year

But the big man's comin'

Sack full o cheer

He's got his boots on and his big red hat

He got presents that he gonna dispatch

You can relax

The jolly fat man is back

Well, he don't like, to complicate

Don't read the papers

Or join debates

He can put a smile back on your face

Make sure there's room inside your fireplace

You can relax

The jolly fat man is back

Well, everybody needs a holiday

Wouldn't you if you'd been round the whole world in your sleigh?

Coming down your chimney (and that's no mean feat!)

I think you can forgive him if he overeats

We've all been livin' underground

But when Christmas morning comes back around

Hold on tightly to the one that you love

Cos here's the moment we've been dreaming of

You can relax, the jolly fat man has come back

Everybody needs a holiday

Wouldn't you if you'd been round the whole world in your sleigh?

Coming down your chimney (and that's no mean feat!)

I think you can forgive him if he overeats

We've all been livin' underground

But when Xmas morning comes back around

Hold on tightly to the one that you love

Cos here's the moment we've been dreaming of

You can relax, the jolly fat man has come back

The jolly fat man has come back

The holly jolly fat man is back