Evolution

out in the garden there's a little white rabbit

like revlon toture for your clean little habits

as you wash your hair to keep it clean

you get to wonder why vosene's green

and forget about the silent animal screams

out in the garden there's a little white dog

shampoo in your eyes like a burning fog

but its tried and tested so you won't go blind

animals killed for the good of mankind

for your shining hair so many have died

out in the garden theres a little white cat

and you're catching cancer as you smoke that fag

"when will they find the cure?" you choke

when enough cats have died of smoke

and they say that animals go for the throat

and the monkeys in the zoo they look so tame

in the name of science they removed their brains

to think that man evolved from this beast

civilised savages down from the trees

the animals who run these laboratories

i tell you its real