Raw Deal (The Juggalo Song)

Why do I call myself a

Juggalo?Cause we be bangin' the

Wicked S*it and swimmin' off in the blood of mosh pits

We misfits are misunderstood

We got chapters of

Family off in each and every hood

I'm a Juggalo and you can eat a **** if you're not

And if you stare long enough, you'll get you eyeb***s popped

I'm even worse now since the first curse,

I'll cut words into my leg until it hurts

Why do I call myself a

Juggalo, *****?

Cause we keep that scrub life and **** that rich s*it

And steal that new whip and platinum chain

To give it all to a

Juggalo who never had a thing

I'm a Juggalo in the worst way since the first grade,

I've been plottin' my revenge on the world, hey

I can't help it if

I'm into weird s*it, looking in the mirror with my closed eating lipstick

Why do I call myself a

Juggalo, sucka?

We don't give a ********** what you got (MOTHERF****R!)

We don't brown nose or hound dog no weak hos

We stand at the bus stop in yesterday's clothes

I'm a chainsaw smoker with a thirst for blood

And since we're on the subject, can you give me some?

When I was nineteen,

I tried to cut out my tongue

And mail it to the

Devil so He'd know my voice when

I comeWhy do

I call myself a

Juggalo, you hater?

We don't flip sides over a ***** like

Darth Vader

Keep it (East side!), live for the moment and die later

And we (Stay high!) 'til they unplug the respirator

I'ma be a

J-U-Double-

G-A-L-OWe got a raw deal

But I'ma be a

J-U-Double-

G-A-L-OKillin' everybody

Now it don't matter if you're painted or not

Hated a lot, we got a spot here, keepin' it hot

We on some

Moms and Pops and givin' ya neck chops

And leavin' the puddle of blood right where your head drops

You can call the cops, but they ain't comin' round here

We got some

Juggalos rinnun' this ***** (So STAY CLEAR!)

Why do I call myself a

Juggalo, punk?

Cause we roll through the hood with politicians in the trunk

Chicken's in the front seat, straight to the b***s

We ain't suckas, we don't do shopping sprees at the mall

For affection, barely got money for

**********, you must have forgot you f****n' with a

JuggaloYou never know until the light goes out

It might go south and might get the barrel in your mouth

You lame hos know when the

Chainsmoker and the

PhatsoCome together, lungs collapse with secondhand smoke

I'ma be a

J-U-Double-

G-A-L-OWe got a raw deal

But I'ma be a

J-U-Double-

G-A-L-OKillin' everybody

I call myself a

Juggalo cause my face painted

Y'all go ahead and kill the scene, we'll come back and recreate it

With half a million motherf****rs lookin' just like us

With contacts and bare face all ready to bust

This ain't no civil war (WE AIN'T CIVILIZED NO MORE!)

We cut throats like **** it and smilin' at you in court, *****

Independent, we gonna stand on our own

And prove to the whole world why we're heir to the throne

I keep a low profile, but the low profile

Teeth of a crocodile,

I bite that ass like a crocodile

**** it all now,

I'm for the

Underground

While all the rest bow down to us while we make the countdown

Most fly around the sound that

I make while those who relate would rather die than hear it all change

Sounds strange, for sure, but everywhere that

I goI let 'em know that

I'm a motherf****n'

JuggaloI'ma be a

J-U-Double-

G-A-L-OWe got a raw deal

But I'ma be a

J-U-Double-

G-A-L-OU,

U , UI'ma be a

J-U-Double-

G-A-L-OWe got a raw deal

But I'ma be a

J-U-Double-

G-A-L-OJ-U-

Double-G-A-

L-O