The Animal Trainer and the Toad

many a year I was so confused

and didnt know what to play

But then I met a man who picked up his horn

and showed me just what to say

He was skinny and lean and he kept himself clean

and he knew how to write them tunes

Then came a day when we started to play

And you know we conquered the moon

Chorus

I'm in a band

A rock and roll band

I'm in a band

We called him Beethoven and then we showed them

exactly where we wanted to go

So we started a band and toured all the land

A-rakin' in all of that dough

We smoked a few cigs and we played a few gigs

and never missed nearly a one

We covered the States and we hit the Great Lakes

And boy, did we have us some fun

(Chorus)

We had an idea so we put it in gear

and soon we were out on the road

We did it to play and they started to say

The Animal Trainer and the Toad