Beers, Steers & Queers

Minds are empty, heads are hollow

You might find out, the truth is hard to swallow

There's a place down there, where heads are square

Laws are tough, you are bare

There is a law and there is a lawman

Who is the right and who is the wrong man

It doesn't take much to kill that guy

Don't get in my face and ask me why

Texas is the place, hang 'em high

Beers, steers and queers

Beers, steers and queers

Texas is full of women and willies

Eyes too close, [Incomprehensible] hillbillies

Who are these people, raised in bars

[Incomprehensible] *** on farms

Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown

You're full of ****, destined to go down

Let's go down, herd 'em up

If you agree, then let's word 'em up

And if you don't then shut the **** up

Beers, steers and queers

Beers, steers and queers

I've spent my life, go kicking ****

Not gonna give up, ain't about to quit

Life is a bucket of gettin' rough, feeding stock

Get in my way? I'll knock you off

Beers, steers and queers

Beers, steers and queers

Beers, steers and queers

Beers, steers and queers

I'm a crazy mother in a drunken state

A redneck asswipe, who thinks he's great

So full of ****, diarrhea for fingers

Everywhere I go, personality lingers

Say you don't like my dialect

I don't give a damn, so **** your respect

If you're looking for a reason, don't look any further

'Cause I'll give it to you baby, just like your father

Take what you get if it does the job

Texas has religion, Revolting Cocks

Beers, steers, and queers

Beers, steers, and queers

This is outta the house

And outta the house music

I am the creator

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