I Won't Be Home For Christmas

Deck the halls with boughs

Of holly fa-la-la-la

T'is the season to be

Jolly fa-la-la-la

Outside the carolers start to sing

I can't describe the joy they bring

'Cos joy is something

They don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side

From our roof is hanging

Sickless of ice

Their whiney voices get irritating

It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead

Smile on my face

Wondering how much of

My time they'll waste

Oh God

I hate these Satan's helpers

And then I guess

I must have snapped

Because I grabbed a baseball bat

And made them all

Run for shelter

It's Christmas time again

It's time to be nice to the people

You can't stand all year

I'm growing tired of

All this Christmas cheer

You people scare me

Please stay away from my home

If you wanna get me down

Just leave the presents

And let me be alone

Well I guess it's not cool

To freak on Christmas Eve

'Cos the cops came

And arrested me

They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail

Didn't have a tree

Christmas came a night early

'Cos a guy named Bubber

Unwrapped my package

It's Christmas time again

It's time to be nice to the people

You can't stand all year

I'm growing tired of

All this Christmas cheer

You people scare me

Please stay away from my home

If you wanna get me down

Just leave the presents

And let me be alone

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas day

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas day

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas day

I Won't Be Home For Christmas - Blink 182